MPM: S02/E18 – Never Surrender to Cyborgs!

Who doesn’t like being black, playing basketball, riding your bike, and listening to rap at the same time?

No Retreat, No Surrender | Cyborg – Hello everyone! Welcome to the season finale of Motion Picture Meltdown – Season 2! In this episode, Mark and I tear apart two horrible Jean-Claude Van Damme films, in No Retreat, No Surrender, and Cyborg. We decided to pick two of JCVD’s most terrible and hilariously cheesy movies to finish out this season. We want to apologize for the inconsistency that plagued our podcasts all season long, and we promise to get our shit together and on a regular basis for Season 3, which starts in late February/ early March! In this episode, Mark and I discuss the importance of cock push-ups to cardio, how many stereotypical traits can be jammed into a stereotypical character in one scene, and how thankful we were that Cyborg wasn’t actually Masters of The Universe 2. Enjoy and see you next season!

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Fat kid is fat.
Contacts make me scary!!
I want your dojo to commit crimes!
Dio stunt-double
Our Lord and Savior. JC(VD)
Jean-Claude Van Dammbo
Gay Reverse Push-Ups.

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