Continuing from last year, this project is an attempt to help me get dvds that for one reason or another I’ve never seen off of my shelf and give them a watch. Blah blah blah, I watched Machined.
IMDb: Machined (Video 15 August 2006)
Collectors have been known to go to extreme lengths to get what they want. For Motor Man Dan, the ultimate would be to have his very own serial killer, to fulfill his sick, obsessive, murderous appetite. Ryan, the victim of a terrible accident who suffered severe head trauma, would be that missing piece to complete Motor Man’s demented collection. Motor Man would then tool and manufacture a half machine, half man, serial killer, which he would then orchestrate and produce an assortment of killing scenarios.
I didn’t like anything about this movie. It looks terrible. It’s barely even in color. The only thing I thought was remotely interesting is the footage of actual rain in the desert. I’m not sure if I’ve seen that in anything. I don’t want to spend anymore time talking about this. For fans of watching men with hairy backs pretend to masturbate to murders only.
Hopefully this is the worst movie I have for the month. Keep checking in to find out. In the meantime, listen to Motion Picture Meltdown’s episode on Robocop.