Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2, Episode 8 – Beware! Birds and Rats!

Beards don’t get much more fake than this!

Hello everyone! Thanks for checking out the newest episode of MPM! This time Mark and myself go over two movies about animals that no one should ever be afraid of. Crows(Ravens) and Rats! We rip apart two of the worst movies we’ve seen in a while, referring to Rodentz and Kaw. Even though there is no special guest this week, Mark and I have plenty to talk about, including fake beards, mysteries green goo, terrorist birds, Halloween decoration rats, and the being able to tell whether something is the same, if it clearly looks different. Enjoy!
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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 7 – Hulkamaniacs In Paradise

Arnold Kang

Hello everyone! Thanks for joining us in this tropical episode on the worst vacation imaginable…one that involves Hulk Hogan acting…AGAIN! Mark and I cover two of the worst sequels ever made in Thunder in Paradise 2 and 3. Cheats the Streets McGee and our friend Alisa are our special guests and gave us a little company in sitting through these two travesties. This episode goes over the similarities between Thunder and Kit, whether or not two grown men cuddling with an 8 year old is wrong, and how many props you can possibly purchase at the Dollar Tree. Enjoy!
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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 6 – Something Smells Fishy

Please, God! Not the tree-dwelling Piranha!

Hello everyone! In this week’s episode, Mark and I are Gone Fishin’ with two of the crappiest movies of all time, James Cameron’s Piranha 2: The Spawning, and Frankenfish. In this episode we depict the pros and cons to genetically creating things just for the hell of it, and harp on an actor that tries to be Denzel Washington just a little too much. No special guest this week, but that’s only because we couldn’t find someone else to stomach these movies with us. Don’t worry about getting sea sick, because if you watch these movies, you’ll puke anyway! Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: S02E05 – They Came From Outer Space!(and should go back immediately!)

Aren’t those the costumes in Ghostbusters?

Greetings, Earthlings! We have a very galactic podcast for you this week. MPM goes through space talking about two of our favorite childhood movies, and how different they are to us now. The movies of the week are Spaced Invaders and Batteries Not Included. With no special guest this week, Mark and I talk about everything we can think of to do with this movies, including (but not limited to) the fact that all adults seem to be set that aliens aren’t real, robotic alien sex, and why midgets should just be quiet. Enjoy!
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Motion Picture Meltdown – Season 2/Episode 4: (A Not-So) Gangsta’s Paradise

Buy your brand new Pterodactyl heat-seeking missle-launching helmet on EBay for 6.99!!

Hello everyone! Thank you for checking out the newest edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, my faithful co-host and I (along with Travis Hardin, of course) decide to depict through possibly two of the greatest movies of our time. Naturally, these movies are also acted in by possibly the best actor of all time, Coolio! We go through the absolute terribleness of Pterodactyl, a movie about dinosaurs that clearly no one gives a damn about, along with the awesomeness that is Kristy Swanson’s boobies in Red Water! Enjoy!

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