MPM: Ep. 342 – Extortionist Butt Knees

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats gives us the picks this week, and we roast through a couple of 2000’s video game adaptations. We go through Resident Evil and Silent Hill. In this episode, you’ll hear us create our own terrible video game movies, we compare the CG in Resident Evil to a terrible law firm ad, and wonder how someone can remember something in old timey movie theater vision. Enjoy!

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Music Video Countdown: 48 & 47

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Unitedcypher Presents returns once again with a new project. We’re going to be looking into MTV’s top 100 music videos list from 1999. This week DeHart and Travis continue with Janie’s Got A Gun from Aerosmith and Once In A Lifetime from Talking Heads. Check out the videos below, listen to the show, and let us know what you think.

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MPM: Ep. 341 – Robot Bores

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil sits this week out, and Cheats picks a couple robot movies with the same name. We roast through Robot Wars from 1993, and Robot Wars (Killbox) from 2016. In this episode you’ll hear us describe how we handled the Robopocalypse, we talk about the benefits of scorpion travel, and that you should never eighth-ass a romance. Enjoy!

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Music Video Countdown: 50 & 49

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Unitedcypher Presents returns once again with a new project. We’re going to be looking into MTV’s top 100 music videos list from 1999. This week DeHart and Travis continue (after a brief hiatus, apologies) with Lucky Star from Madonna and Straight Up from Paula Abdul. Check out the videos below, listen to the show, and let us know what you think.

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MPM: Ep. 340 – The Lesser Hemsworth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Because of my recent shenanigans with making the crew watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, Phil steals on of my picks and we collaborate on a couple of Bermuda Triangle movies. This week, we roast through Satan’s Triangle from 1975, as well as Triangle from 2009. In this episode, you’ll hear us come up with our own Bermuda Triangle theories, we wonder exactly how hard a dead swordfish’s sword is, and Cheat gets aggravated again for our usage of “sucked off”. Enjoy!

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