UCP S3E09: #trollvember

Haters gonna hate and that’s exactly what happens in this exciting edition of Unitedcypher Presents.  Making it in just under the wire of missing the whole damn month, we bring you a Trollvember celebration.  Put it together… Trolls + November.  Tada.

Due to legal issues, audio only this time around.  Give it a listen and see if you can peice together exactly why.  Enjoy.

MPM: S04/E17 – Running Out Of Air!

Little kid nightmare fuel.

Total Recall (1990) | The Running Man – Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We here at UC and MPM wish you all the start of a great Holiday season (Our Thanksgiving episode will be posted next week) and soon we will be kicking off a complete Christmas movie December…but first! Adding a couple more to the MPM/Schwarzenegger collection. In this episode, Mark, Travis, Phil, and myself roast The Running Man and Total Recall, some classic Arnold movies. In this podcast we decide what’s logical in futuristic films, debate the necessity of scy-fy remakes, and never really fund out what party Rictor was going to. Enjoy!

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MPM: S04/E16 – The Hulkamania Returns! Again!

Hulk Hogan uses Pounce attack!

No Holds Barred | The Ultimate Weapon – Hello to all you Hulkamaniacs! You guessed it! It’s another HULKAMANIA episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We always knew the Hulkster could stay away from our podcast as he is the MVP. In this episode, Mark, Philip, Travoid, and myself roast two of the NWO founder’s worst movies in No Holds Barred and the 1998 made-for-tv The Ultimate Weapon. In this edition, we continue our streak of rape-filled movies, talk about the every-day wardrobe of a wrestler, and decide that Hulk Hogan truly does not know how to speak French. Enjoy!

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MPM: S04/E15 – Ape-Shit Over Scientology!

Winner: Best Makeup department.

Battlefield Earth | Planet of the Apes (2001) – Hello Man-Animals! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this podcast, Philip, Mark, Travis, and myself watched possibly the absolute worst Sci-Fi movie ever made in Battlefield Earth as well as harp on Tim Burton again from the remake of Planet of the Apes he decided to puke up in 2001.  In this podcast you will learn where “Jumping the shark” came from, you’ll see that no matter how good the make-up  and cast are, it just doesn’t make up for a shitty storyline and horrible directing, and your mind will be tested with the absolute lack of logic that is Battlefield Earth. Enjoy!

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MPM: S04/E14 – There Should Only Be None.

That was the best lightning sex I’ve ever had.

Highlander | Highlander: The Quickening – Hello everyone! Welcome to another epic episode of Motion Picture Meltdown!  I know its been a short time since the last release, but we’re trying to get back on schedule, and the Halloween episode was kind of a treat (or trick? mwhaha) for you guys. In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself roast two of possibly the most retarded movies up to date. We roast Highlander and Highlander: The Quickening. In this podcast we go over the pure retardation that is Sean Connery acting as an Egyptian Scottish Spainard, the many non-ethnic faces of Christopher Lambert, being possessed by the devil doesn’t compare to a wife’s love, and that if you’re immortal, you automatically can make subway trains go 500mph. Enjoy!

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