Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 15 – The Dennis Rodcast

Apparently this thing is better than a parachute!

Good evening Sport’s Fans, and thank you for tuning into our special Dennis Rodman episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. This week Mark and I try and unravel the mystery of why five-time NBA champion Dennis Rodman needs to act. The movies we reviewed were less than stellar, but at least gave us some comedic value and were somewhat entertaining. This week we went over Double Team, where Rodman sidekicks for Jean-Claude Van Damme in this martial arts mockery. We also had to sit through Simon Sez, a movie where Rodman gets the leading role, but is quickly spoiled by Dane Cook. In this episode, we go over my boner for JCVD, the complete horribleness of basketball puns, and the fact that when you become a millionaire, the only thing to do is fuck up other people’s professions. Enjoy!
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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 14 – CHUD-A-Lug, CHUD-A-Lug!

Creature vision on itself?

Hello once again, to all (5) of our faithful listeners out there. This week Mark and myself go over a couple of old-school horror movies in It’s Alive, and C.H.U.D. Both of these movies have been claimed as being underground(pun intended) fan favorites of the horror genre. We don’t know what the big deal is, because these two movies are should be called C.R.A.P. Aside from going through these two garbagefests, Mark and I discuss the origin of Creature Vision, 1970’s scare factor, and our rules and regulations of being homeless shelter owners.  Enjoy!
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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 13 – There Is No Podcast, Only ZUUL!

Classic Comedy Trio

Happy Halloween (or maybe a little later), everyone! Mark and myself had originally planned to do the original and Rob Zombie remake of the Halloween movies, but decided to take a break from Horror/Shittiness and do a pleasant podcast over two of our favorite movies, Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II. We keep our normal amounts of smack talk to a minimum and spend most of the time praising these two masterpieces. We go into the details of how projection and green screening is preferable to CGI, and how comedians today can’t hold a candle to the masters of the stage in these movies…although, there are a few parts we point out to be not only ridiculous, but hilarious as well. We hope you had a great Halloween, and enjoy!
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