MPM: Ep. 323 – Brobots Before Hobots

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil picks a couple of blind robot flick picks, and we roast through Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine and C.H.O.M.P.S. In this episode, you’ll hear us create our own homemade household murder machines, the fact these movies could have been slightly darker, and of course, we once again deal with mad scientists that don’t make the right move. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 322 – Zero G Striptease

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week,  I pick a couple of old school science fiction/fantasy movies to roast in Barbarella and ZardozIn this episode, we talk about our favorite bad sci-fi films, Phil talks about the pains of not seeing Jane Fonda in her prime in real life, and there is a lot of talk of banana hammocks. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 321 – Hard Times: OZ

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart goes outside of his normal movie box and chooses a couple Wizard Of Oz movies for us. This week, we roast through the remake The Wiz, as well as a direct Disney sequel to the original (book), Return To OzIn this episode, we talk about “children’s” movies from our childhoods that were really just nightmare fuel, Phil get angry about a simple little couch moose, and we ask ourselves just how many songs need to be in a movie. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 252 – The Tijuana Cranberries

Hello everyone! We hope you’re having a better Holiday season than us, because we’re having to sit through some really terrible shit for you requesters out there. We’ve reached episode 2 of December Request month here at Motion Picture Meltdown. In this episode, we roast through Sean Moriarty’s pick, Petey Wheatstraw. We should have told him to roast this himself on Nerds on Film. Our second movie is one of the absolutely worst movies we’re ever reviewed. Jon requests us all to kill ourselves by watching Foodfight!. In this episode, you’ll hear us talk about what we would do to make a Christmas animated story worse, Phil gets tired of Kung-Fu, and we all agree that Foodfight! gave Charlie Sheen AIDS. Enjoy!

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