MPM: Ep. 319 – Classic Butt Rock

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, we get a late celebration of Shark Week 2018, and once again have Phil’s brother and faithful listen Ed join the show! Phil picks the movies this week, and we see Billy Zane go full Zaniac in Dead Calm as well as the 2011 Summer turd Shark Night 3D. In this episode, we all share things that Cheats has ruined for us, we question whether dogs and cats are better for boats, and talk about how for a horror movie, Shark Night doesn’t have many….teeth. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 312 – Keeping Up With The Jawses

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration of monsters and beach season, Dehart picks a couple of ocean-themed creature features that he refers to as Jawsploitation flicks. This week, we roast through Tentacles and Ocra: The Killer Whale. In this episode, you’ll hear us poorly construct out sea-creature themed movies, a million ocean puns, and argue about how menacing a harpsichord sounds. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 282 – The Land Down Under!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks a couple of Australian movies for us to watch this week, one based on the The Most Dangerous Game, called Turkey Shoot as well as a lesser-known 80’s creature feature, Razorback. In this episode, we create our own Australian deadly Cryptic animals, Phil does really terrible Aussie accents, and we definitely don’t promote downloading things illegally. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 272 – Godzilla: A Love Story

Hey everyone! We’re on week 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown‘s Monster Month of May! In this episode, Phil picks the movies and decided we should roast a bunch of fire-breathing lizards. We go through the 1998 blockbuster Godzilla as well as the lesser-known creature feature from 2002, Reign Of Fire. This week, you’ll us describe scores that ruin movies for us, Phil bitches about size consistency in movies again, and we think there should be an Oscar for gaining/losing weight for movies. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 247 – Beak To Beek Action

Hey everyone! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We’re finally finished with October and we thought we were getting away from the shittiest of movies. Boy were we wrong! Phil purposely picked a couple turds from the late 2000’s SYFY Maneater Series to ruin our weekend. First, we roast through possibly one of the worst movies ever in Grizzly Rage, and then dive into (see what I did there?) the far superior (we may have differing opinions on that), Eye Of The Beast. We’ve been planning to podcast these movies from the very beginning of MPM, but now we’re all truly glad it’s over with. In this episode, you’ll hear us discuss the probability of embezzlement for these movies, we decide who wins, bear vs. squid, and we see some of the worst super-imposed graphics ever. Enjoy!

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