MPM: Ep. 351 – The Four Bugmen

Mosquito | Mansquito – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 351 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the staggered posts lately, life has just gotten a bit crazy for us. But regardless, we’re back! We didn’t get to do the Monster Month of May this year, so we’re just running it into June! I pick the movies this week, and we roast through the 1994(1995?) creature feature, Mosquito, as well as the 2005 SYFY Channel flick, Mansquito (MosquitoMan). In this episode, we choose which bug-man amalgamation we would become, we create bug wreslting faction, and say “slurp” 100 times. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 319 – Classic Butt Rock

Dead Calm | Shark Night 3D – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, we get a late celebration of Shark Week 2018, and once again have Phil’s brother and faithful listen Ed join the show! Phil picks the movies this week, and we see Billy Zane go full Zaniac in Dead Calm as well as the 2011 Summer turd Shark Night 3D. In this episode, we all share things that Cheats has ruined for us, we question whether dogs and cats are better for boats, and talk about how for a horror movie, Shark Night doesn’t have many….teeth. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 312 – Keeping Up With The Jawses

Tentacles | Orca: The Killer Whale – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration of monsters and beach season, Dehart picks a couple of ocean-themed creature features that he refers to as Jawsploitation flicks. This week, we roast through Tentacles and Ocra: The Killer Whale. In this episode, you’ll hear us poorly construct out sea-creature themed movies, a million ocean puns, and argue about how menacing a harpsichord sounds. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 282 – The Land Down Under!

Razorback | Turkey Shoot – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks a couple of Australian movies for us to watch this week, one based on the The Most Dangerous Game, called Turkey Shoot as well as a lesser-known 80’s creature feature, Razorback. In this episode, we create our own Australian deadly Cryptic animals, Phil does really terrible Aussie accents, and we definitely don’t promote downloading things illegally. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 272 – Godzilla: A Love Story

Godzilla (1998) | Reign of Fire – Hey everyone! We’re on week 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown‘s Monster Month of May! In this episode, Phil picks the movies and decided we should roast a bunch of fire-breathing lizards. We go through the 1998 blockbuster Godzilla as well as the lesser-known creature feature from 2002, Reign Of Fire. This week, you’ll us describe scores that ruin movies for us, Phil bitches about size consistency in movies again, and we think there should be an Oscar for gaining/losing weight for movies. Enjoy!

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