Resident Evil: Extinction | Sorceress – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the flicks, and we check out an 80’s high-fantasy movie produced by Roger Corman called Sorceress, as well as continue down the desolate wasteland road through the Resident Evil franchise, and roast through Resident Evil: Extinction. In this episode, you’ll hear us talk about what type of fantasy animal companion we’d like, me and Cheats get mad at the scientific nonsense in Resident Evil, and we discuss that just because you can turn blue doesn’t mean you have powers. Enjoy!Continue reading “MPM: Ep. 348 – The MantiHardCore”
The Time Travelers | Time Bandits – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, our non-existent special guest Ed picks the films, and we roast through The Time Travelers from 1964 as well as the Terry Gilliam 80’s fantasy flick, Time Bandits. In this episode, you’ll hear us decide whether we would go into an alternate dimension, we wonder if you can have anything British without John Cleese, and we discuss the VHS tapes we wore out as children. Enjoy!Continue reading “MPM: Ep. 335 – Individually Wrapped Cleese Slice”
Dragonheart | Age of the Dragons – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks a couple of dragon movies for us to roast through, and we go through one of our childhood favorites, Dragonheart, as well as a re-telling of Moby Dick from 2011, Age Of The Dragons. In this episode, we take existing movies, and replace the characters with dragons, we talk about Dennis Quaid being affordable Harrison Ford, and talk about the stupidity of a land boat. Enjoy!
The Wiz | Return To Oz – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart goes outside of his normal movie box and chooses a couple Wizard Of Oz movies for us. This week, we roast through the remake The Wiz, as well as a direct Disney sequel to the original (book), Return To Oz. In this episode, we talk about “children’s” movies from our childhoods that were really just nightmare fuel, Phil get angry about a simple little couch moose, and we ask ourselves just how many songs need to be in a movie. Enjoy!