MPM: Ep. 328 – The Man In The Iron Bucket

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks a couple of dragon movies for us to roast through, and we go through one of our childhood favorites, Dragonheartas well as a re-telling of Moby Dick from 2011, Age Of The DragonsIn this episode, we take existing movies, and replace the characters with dragons, we talk about Dennis Quaid being affordable Harrison Ford, and talk about the stupidity of a land boat. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 322 – Zero G Striptease

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week,  I pick a couple of old school science fiction/fantasy movies to roast in Barbarella and ZardozIn this episode, we talk about our favorite bad sci-fi films, Phil talks about the pains of not seeing Jane Fonda in her prime in real life, and there is a lot of talk of banana hammocks. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 307 – Downe With The Sickness

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue Action April with a couple of Cheats’ picks. This week, we roast through Officer Downe as well as the Netflix Original, Bright. In this episode, you’ll hear our favorite fantasy races, we question what occupation dragons would have in the modern world, and all wish Officer Downe was just a little better. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 260 – Campbell’s Homestyle Suit

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil picks a couple of Sci-fi movies this week, and we accidentally end up doing a Bruce Campbell episode. We roast through a couple of his lesser-known movies, Moontrap and Mindwarp. In this episode, we talk about our favorite Sci-fi movie monsters, we question the logic of aliens, and wonder what else Chekhov has done besides Chekhov. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep.162 – The Alien Amputee Actor’s Guild (AAAG)

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To finish up our fantasy movie theme of February, Phil, Dehart and myself decided to struggle through seemingly one of the longest (and shittiest) fantasy movies ever, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves as well as a classic fantasy/science fiction film that was special to all of us 80’s children with The Last Starfighter. In this episode you will hear us decide how we would manipulate the our paths to reaching the crown, we wonder exactly what movie Alan Rickman thinks he’s in, and question Kevin Costner’s constant need for a butt double. Enjoy!

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