MPM: Ep. 355 – Disney’s Bum Fights

Kung Fu-ly Episode 1 – Man of Tai Chi | 47 Ronin – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 355 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 1 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! Cheats kicks it off with picking a couple lesser-known Keanu Reeves films, and we roast through The Man of Tai Chi and 47 Ronin! This week, you’ll hear us talk about the Agents of Wholesome, Phil and I debate on the acting chops of Keanu, and we reveal the secrets of the Five-Finger Palm Exploding Ass Technique. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep 183 – You Never Go Full Ice T

Point Break | Surf Nazis Must Die – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue to boost our summer fun by roasting through a couple of tubular surfing movies, dudes! This week we officially induct Cheats McGee as our fourth permanent co-host (until we kick him out), and roast through the cult classic Surf Nazis Must Die as well as a 90’s action flick that for some reason seems to be at the top of everyone’s action list, Point Break. In this episode, you’ll hear us all debate on why surfers are stereotyped as morons, you’ll hear Philip rage hardcore about how much he hates Point Break, and you’ll hear Dehart talk about how Patrick Swayze “Mariokarts” someone in Point Break. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 127 – Buying Speed at the Peddlar’s Mall

Speed | Speed 2: Cruise Control – Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Dehart, Phil, and myself travel into the 90’s to question a couple of action flicks and whether they are essential to the action lover’s collection. In this episode we roast throught Speed and Speed 2: Cruise Control. You’ll hear great conversations on the fluidness of Keanue Reeves’ acting, we debate the villain role perfection of Dennis Hopper, and Phil literally has a list of things he’d rather do than ever watch Speed 2 again. Enjoy!

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MPM – S05/E22 – MPM’s Crazy, Most Non, Non, Non-Heinous Unbelievable Story!

Hello Everyone! Welcome once again to another amazing episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Only two more episodes (including this one) before MPM makes its 100th episode! That’s over FIVE years of MPM episodes, and we’ve finally made it to the big 100! If you have any special ideas, shout outs, or ANYTHING, let us know so we can include it on the show! This episode, Mark, Phil, Dehart, and myself take on a couple movies we should of done long ago, and battle the evil us’s while we roast through Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and its awesome sequel Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. This week you’ll hear us talk about general creeperisms, Van Halen’s band wishes post Hagar era, and “Bee Thoven”. Enjoy!

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