MPM: Ep. 356 – Open-Faced Funeral

Kung Fu-ly Episode 2 -Game of Death | Fist Of Fury – Hey folks! Welcome to episode 356 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and our second episode for Kung Fu-ly! Talking about martial arts wouldn’t be complete without Bruce Lee, so Phil chooses a couple Bruce Lee flicks from the 70’s. This week, we roast through Game of Death and Fist of Fury. In this episode, we talk about our first experiences with Kung Fu, we bring up the similarities in these two movies with the Kill Bill films, and we talk about how you replace a Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 355 – Disney’s Bum Fights

Kung Fu-ly Episode 1 – Man of Tai Chi | 47 Ronin – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 355 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 1 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! Cheats kicks it off with picking a couple lesser-known Keanu Reeves films, and we roast through The Man of Tai Chi and 47 Ronin! This week, you’ll hear us talk about the Agents of Wholesome, Phil and I debate on the acting chops of Keanu, and we reveal the secrets of the Five-Finger Palm Exploding Ass Technique. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 334 – I Like Big Buddhas And I Cannot Lie

Boxer’s Omen (Mo) | The Seventh Curse – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of crazy Chinese black magic movies for us to watch, and we roast through Boxer’s Omen (Mo) and The Seventh Curse. In this episode, you’ll hear us describe our most wtf moments in movies in our podcast past, we discuss the true size of crocodile eggs, and Phil wonders if he was just tripping balls while watching these at 4AM. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 295 – Holy Guyver!


Guyver | Guyver: Dark Hero – Hey Everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We pick a couple of surprisingly cool movies for Cheats to finish up our Holiday gifts. This week we roast through Guyver  and Guyver: Dark Hero. You’ll hear us pick our preferred mega suit weapons, we rage about the lies that that Guyver movie cover tells us, and reiterate our hatred for Pandas. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 277 – Don’t Rock The Chestnut Cart

Rush Hour | The Shinjuku Incident – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We decided there was no way in hell we could watch any more Mockbusters, so we decided to do a couple of Jackie Chan movies instead. Strangely enough, we haven’t done ANY Jackie Chan movies ever, so these were a real treat for us. Cheats chooses the movies for us this week, and we go through Rush Hour and The Shinjuku Incident. In this episode, we discuss whether heroes are allowed to be racist to villains, we talk about Jackie Chan as a villain, and discuss the Jackie Chan weapons we want to see. Enjoy!

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