MPM: Ep. 365 – Goths of the Frontier

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark | Elvira’s Haunted Hills – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 365 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Spooky Season is upon us and we’re going to be releasing spooky episodes every week this month! I kick things off this week and we roast through Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and Elvira’s Haunted Hills. In the episode, we talk about which horror genres still bother us, we talk about how much we appreciate boob humor, and Phil calls out J.K. Rowling. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 364 – Scud, Top-Notch, Barf & Bonereaper

1990: The Bronx Warriors | Wheels of Fire – Hey everyone! Welcome to epiosde 364 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats chooses the movies this week and we do a coupld of blind pick post-apocalyptic films from the 80’s. We roast through 1990: The Bronx Warriors & Wheels of Fire. In this episode, you’ll hear us come up with our very own gang names, we talk about how flamethrowers should be used all the time, and we talk about or love of smooth jazz cadences. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 363 – The Yes-Yes Board

Witchboard | Ouija – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 363 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry we missed a week, but hurricanes seem to have the effect on us! This week, I choose a couple of spooky flicks for us to watch, and we roast through a movie Mark “The Shark” Hinton brought up many years ago, Witchboard, as well as a 2014 counterpart, Ouija. In this episode, you’ll hear us come up with our own evil toys, I unleash my rage about PG-13 horror movies, and we come up with all sorts of ways to “use” a ouiJA board. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 360 – Wesker Do’s & Wesker’s Don’ts

Resident Evil: Retribution | Resident Evil: The Final Chapter – Hey friends and listeners! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. FINALLY we have come to the end to the heaping trash pile known as the Resident Evil franchise. Cheats finishes things up with Resident Evil: Retribution and Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. In this episode, we bring up our least favorite sequels, we finally realize Paul W.S. Anderson’s true plan, and we figure out, and once against notice that continuity really doesn’t matter. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 358 – Bunfire Of The Vanities

Kung Fu-ly Episode 4 – Shaolin Soccer | Kung Fu Hustle – Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into episode #358 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up Kung Fu-ly with a couple of my favorite Kung Fu movies. This week, we check out two Stephen Chow directed Chinese movies, Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle. In this episode, we talk about our favorite fighting styles, we may have found the best Bruce Lee references ever, and decide the best disguise is a hair change. Enjoy!

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