The Curly Mustache Podcast: Ep. 51 – Wu Zetian & Lo-Pan

Hi friends & listeners! Welcome to episode 51 of The Curly Mustache Podcast! Each week, we take one real-life villain and one fictional villain, discuss their histories, crimes, motives, any connections they may have, and decided whether they can be redeemed with our Bowler Hat Scale. This week, we discuss a couple of Chinese villains, the only woman Emperor in Chinese history, Wu Zetian, and the antagonist from Big Trouble in Little China that suffers from the Curse of the No Flesh, Lo-Pan. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 389 – The Power of Arnold

Killing Gunther | Gun Shy – Hello friends and listeners! Thanks for checking out episode 389 of Motion Picture Meltdown. Cheats chooses a couple of blind picks where we’re completely lied to by their covers. This week, we roast through “Arnold Schwarzenegger movie” Killing Gunther, and Antonio Banderas “action movie”, Gun Shy. In this episode, you’ll hear us come up with our best action showdowns, we say “fucking loser” 100 times, and and decide that Arnold can elevate even the shittiest of movies, with almost no screen time. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 386 – Crites Have Risen

Critters (MPM Classic) | A Quiet Place – Hey listeners! Thanks for tuning in. We’re continuing our MPM Monster Month of May with a flashback as Phil chooses Critters, a movie we podcasted in the first season of MPM (which can’t be found online) for an MPM Classic segment, and we check out John Krasinski’s directorial debut, A Quiet Place. In this episode, we talk about the dumbest monster weaknesses, Phil starts a Critters vs. Gremlins debate, and we talk about drowning in KORN. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 384 – The Culkin 5

Mikey | The Good Son – Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into episode 384 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we pick a couple of child psychopath movies from the 90’s, one starring everyone’s favorite 90’s kid, Macaulay Culkin, The Good Son, and a lesser known flick from 1992 starring Blank Check’s Brian Bonsall, Mikey. In this episode we talk about actors that shine in roles outside of their comfort zone, we discuss how we would deal with a psycho child, and we advise you not to fuck with Macaulay Culkin. Enjoy!

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The Curly Mustache Podcast: Ep. 47 – Charles Ponzi & Danny Ocean

Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out episode 47 of The Curly Mustache Podcast! Each week, we take one real-life villain and one fictional villain, discuss their histories, crimes, motives, any connections they have, and cap off the episode with deciding where they rank on our Bowler Hat Scale. In this episode, we take a look at a couple of con-artist swindlers, the man behind the famous Ponzi-scheme, Charles Ponzi, and the famous thief from the Oceans‘ films, Danny Ocean. Enjoy!

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