MPM: Ep. 355 – Disney’s Bum Fights

Kung Fu-ly Episode 1 – Man of Tai Chi | 47 Ronin – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 355 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 1 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! Cheats kicks it off with picking a couple lesser-known Keanu Reeves films, and we roast through The Man of Tai Chi and 47 Ronin! This week, you’ll hear us talk about the Agents of Wholesome, Phil and I debate on the acting chops of Keanu, and we reveal the secrets of the Five-Finger Palm Exploding Ass Technique. Enjoy!

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The Curly Mustache Podcast: Ep. 13 – Edmund Kemper & Jason Voorhees

Welcome to episode 13 of The Curly Mustache Podcast, where each week, we take two villains, one real-life and one fictional, discuss their histories, crimes, motives, any connections they may have, and whether they’re redeemable with our Bowler Hat Scale. In celebration of our 13th episode, we talk about Edmund Kemper, and the main antagonist from the Friday the 13th horror franchise, Jason Voorhees. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 352 – Surprise! You’re A Vampire Now

The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf | Bad Moon – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 352 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks a couple of werewolf movies that none of us had seen, and we roast through The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf and Bad Moon. In this episode, you’ll hear us talk about our favorite weird movie orgies, we give you a PSA on trusting your dog, and feel bad for Christopher Lee. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 351 – The Four Bugmen

Mosquito | Mansquito – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 351 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the staggered posts lately, life has just gotten a bit crazy for us. But regardless, we’re back! We didn’t get to do the Monster Month of May this year, so we’re just running it into June! I pick the movies this week, and we roast through the 1994(1995?) creature feature, Mosquito, as well as the 2005 SYFY Channel flick, Mansquito (MosquitoMan). In this episode, we choose which bug-man amalgamation we would become, we create bug wreslting faction, and say “slurp” 100 times. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 350 – Pimpin’ IS Easy

El Topo | Santa Sangre – Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 350 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of films from Alejandro Jodorowsky. We go through Santa Sangre and El Topo! In this episode, we talk about whether we prefer trash or art movies, we question the amount of drugs that directors should make their cast take, and go through a day in the life of the circus. Enjoy!

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