MPM: Ep. 341 – Robot Bores

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil sits this week out, and Cheats picks a couple robot movies with the same name. We roast through Robot Wars from 1993, and Robot Wars (Killbox) from 2016. In this episode you’ll hear us describe how we handled the Robopocalypse, we talk about the benefits of scorpion travel, and that you should never eighth-ass a romance. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 340 – The Lesser Hemsworth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Because of my recent shenanigans with making the crew watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, Phil steals on of my picks and we collaborate on a couple of Bermuda Triangle movies. This week, we roast through Satan’s Triangle from 1975, as well as Triangle from 2009. In this episode, you’ll hear us come up with our own Bermuda Triangle theories, we wonder exactly how hard a dead swordfish’s sword is, and Cheat gets aggravated again for our usage of “sucked off”. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 339 – Maximum Fruitality

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Metldown! We finish up MPM’s Black History Month with a couple of Cheats’ picks. He chooses the classic 80’s cop movie starring Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop, as well as the 1995 action favorite, Bad Boys. In this episode, you’ll hear us talk about the “loose cannon” scale, Phil talks Bad Boys in relation to Point Break, and our jaws drop when we see how much money Eddie Murphy has made the movie industry. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 338 – Wisely Snipes

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue MPM Black History Month with a couple flicks that starred possibly the best and most popular black action star of all time, Wesley Snipes! For this week, Phil picks White Men Can’t Jump and Passenger 57. In this episode, you’ll hear us talk about our favorite “Yo momma” jokes, we bring up how common it was to highjack planes, and we once again talk about what a garbage human Tom Sizemore is. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 337 – The Nipple Per Minute Ratio

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We’re continuing our MPM Black History Month with a couple classic Rudy Ray Moore Blaxsploitation movies. This week, we roast through The Human Tornado and Disco Godfather. You’ll hear us talk about our favorite drug freakouts in movies, we wonder if there is ever too much disco, and I still think egg-drop soup is too eggy. Enjoy!

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