MPM: S05/E19 – SyFy Sharkathon!

Sharktopus | Sharknado – Hello everyone and happy Shark Week! In celebration of the glorious week dedicated to our toothy friends of the sea, we’ve decided to once again roast two of the many, many terrible movies out there featuring them. This time, we dive into two more recent SYFY creations that pay homage to Roger Coreman. In this episode, we podcast about Sharktopus and the brand new Sharknado. In this podcast you’ll hear Philip, Mark, and myself talk about the logic of blowing up tornadoes with bombs, discect Tara Reid’s career, plastic surgery, and Playboy shoot, as well as move John Heard (dad from Home Alone) up in our MPM actor standings. Enjoy, and we hope this is a great way to end your 2013 Shark Week

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MPM S5E06: Carcarodon Crapcharias

Let’s Eat This DoucheBag!

Sand Sharks | Bait – Hello Everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the delay, but we are back on schedule and have some great episodes coming up for you guys! In this episode, Phil couldn’t get away from his faithful horse masturbating job for 30 minutes to watch a couple of truly shitty movies. In this episode, Mark “The Shark” (although may change his nickname after these movies) roast through Sand Sharks and the foreign Australian film, Bait. In this podcast, we talk about the sheer stupidity of sharks that swim through sand, terrible Diamond Dallas Page look alikes, and Brooke Hogan’s ultimate warrior legs. Enjoy!

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