MPM: Ep. 274 – The Magnificent Sideburns

Joey Fat-One.

Android Cop | Dead 7 – Hey everyone! Now that May is over and we’re headed into the Summer, we’ve decided to have our first-ever Mockbuster Month! You’ve heard of Summer Blockbusters right? Well this month is completely dedicated to movies released that are trying to ride the coat-tails of those big Summer hits. This week Cheats picks the movies and we go through Android Cop as well as Dead 7. In this episode, you’ll hear us create our own Mockbusters, we talk about how lazy these movies are, and Cheats starts to hate the thing she loves. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 188 – Congratulations! You Did Fine!

The Sandlot | Major League – Hello everyone! Welcome to our last summer edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish out the summer months by going through a couple movies about America’s favorite summer past-time, baseball! This episode, Dehart, Phil, Cheats and myself take on a couple of classic baseball flicks by roasting through Major League as well as The Sandlot. In this episode, we figure out that Dehart’s favorite thing to do outside as a kid was be The Predator, we turn The Sandlot into a David Fincher movie, and we can’t figure out why everyone is so happy at the end of Major League. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 187 – The Mullet Scale, Zero to 100

Meatballs | Wet Hot American Summer – Hello everyone! Welcome to another episod eof Motion Picture Meltdown! We are two weeks away from the end of our summer podcasts, but this week Cheats, Phil, Dehart and I go back to camp, but this time it is much less frightening! We go through the comedy “classic” Reitman/Murray film Meatballs as well as a newer take on comedy with a roast through Wet Hot American Summer. In this episode you will hear us all talk about about what fantasy camp counselor we would pick, we describe the mullet scale for Dehart, and we all get a little uncomfortable by Bill Murray. Enjoy! Continue reading “MPM: Ep. 187 – The Mullet Scale, Zero to 100”

MPM: Ep. 184 – That’s No Moon

Burnt into our minds forever.

Sleepaway Camp | The Burning – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We are in the midst of summer and keeping our summer theme going strong! We’re branching out into our MPM roots and going through a couple of summer camp movies NOT called Friday the 13th. This week we dive into a couple of underrated 80’s slasher flicks in Sleepaway Camp and possibly one of the best slashers of all time, The Burning. In this episode, you’ll hear us debate over the best weapon found in a garden shed, you’ll hear Philip rage about his tiredness of seeing buttholes in movies, and you’ll hear me make the bold claim that The Burning is better than any of the Jason movies. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep 183 – You Never Go Full Ice T

Point Break | Surf Nazis Must Die – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue to boost our summer fun by roasting through a couple of tubular surfing movies, dudes! This week we officially induct Cheats McGee as our fourth permanent co-host (until we kick him out), and roast through the cult classic Surf Nazis Must Die as well as a 90’s action flick that for some reason seems to be at the top of everyone’s action list, Point Break. In this episode, you’ll hear us all debate on why surfers are stereotyped as morons, you’ll hear Philip rage hardcore about how much he hates Point Break, and you’ll hear Dehart talk about how Patrick Swayze “Mariokarts” someone in Point Break. Enjoy!

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