MPM: Ep. 359 – Johnson McClane

San Andreas | Skyscraper – Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into Episode 359 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Now that Kung Fu-ly is over, we’re back on our regularly scheduled bullshit. With the release of Hobbs & Shaw, we thought a Dwayne Johnson Summer Blockbuster episode was in order, so I picked San Andreas and Skyscraper for us to roast through. In this episode, you’ll hear us replace exisitng Summer Blockbuster actors with wrestlers, we talk about how wholesome Dwayne Johnson is, and Phil goes full Apple fanboy again. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 308 – I Could Eat A Bunny For Hours

Con-Air | The Rock – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We’re late to the Action April party, but sometime uhh…life gets in the way. No problem, though. We’re finishing up this week and kicking off the Monster Month of May next week! In this episode, I pick a couple Nic Cage 90’s action films to roast, and we talk about Con-Air and The Rock. You’ll hear us talk about our favorite 90’s action flicks, how The Rock screws us out of a villain, and of course, Nic Cage’s hair. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 267 – Handburgers & Footlongs

Domino | Pain & Gain – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We’re continuing Action April with Dehart making a couple blind picks. He chose these two movies based on their action-acclaimed directors, but we actually were a bit surprised. This week, we roast through Tony Scott’s Domino as well as Michael Bay’s Pain & Gain. In this episode, you’ll hear us create our own action movies based on real people, we talk about when action directors leave their comfort zones, and Phil mentions that he hates both Top Gun and Point Break…again. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 241 – Max Porpoise

Doom | Max Payne – Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the two movies in sneaky Cheats faction (it wasn’t supposed to be his pick), and chooses a couple of video game based movies for us to watch. I know, there are SO MANY good ones to choose from, right? This week he picks Doom and Max Payne. In this episode, you’ll hear us decide on which games we’d love to see made into a movie or miniseries, Phil gets super pissed off about a syfy door, and we think Mark Wahlberg was handed the script for Max Payne the day it was shot. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 150 – The People’s Piercer

The Scorpion King | Snowpiercer – Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! For the ENTIRE month of December we are doing movies that you, the listeners suggest us to do. The movies don’t have to have anything to do with each other and we will do our best to accommodate everyone’s suggestions! This week, we go to some suggestions from one of our every-week listener, Cameron! She suggested we do a hot and cold podcast and roast through the mummy spinoff movie, The Scorpion King  as well the 2014 critically acclaimed post-apocalyptic film Snowpiercer. In this episode, you’ll hear us talk about our least favorite holiday songs, we talk about The Rock’s “little elbow pad”, and talk about the physics of trains plowing through ice. Enjoy!

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